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Juz got back from chiang mai yesterday..5D4N thing…it was good fun…eventgh there wasnt too much to see…
Day 1 :
Touched down ard 11am..time diff was 1 hour earlier than msian time..so we kinda saved 1 hour of time..wanted to feel the REAL thing…so, planned…PLANNED (important word) to take the local bus which supposingly SUPPOSINGLY (another important word) cost 15baht…well, after waiting for a lil over an hour..i decided to take my selfcompiled guide of chiang mai & checked out the bus part…which clearly states…”the OFF&ON bus service” the next thing we knew, we were on a red truck for 80 baht to the night market..cool eh..where do u find the adjective “off & on” to describe a service…wow..chiang mai BOLEH..msia now has a competitor..
After a good 10-15mins bumpiest ride…we reached the night bazaar which is the centre of town…got off , looked up & behold….MC’D….without hesitation, went in ordered ourselves the BEST burger in the world..**MC’D Burger BabI ** yummy…
Then, it was off to look for our lil hut…we ended in this place called Noi’s Hse for 550Baht..then…zzzZZZzzZzzz

DAY2:
Chiang Mai Tour..we took the FREE package which provided a sight seeing tour of chiang mai…yea..our two legs & a map..(well, not a map..i like kinda collected 10 maps) *KIASU* anyways..we walked all the way to tha pae gate…across the moat into the old city..our destination : 3 KINGS MONUMENT-> fuhhh! walk thru like 3 blocks & found it…nuthin spectacular..but the thing tat WAS spectacular was this shop beside this monument..with a banner “THE BEST KAO SOI in Chiang Mai” apa buat lagi? makan lah..keke..so off we went..into the shop with the locals..ordered ourselves 1 kao soi & 1 chick rice..which we in the end added rice to..this was GOOD…then we walked to warorot mkt…on the other side of town..got a bit lost & walk the whole of chiang mai..*ta-da* wat a way to spend ur time, eh? but we DID have fun, nevertheless..

DAY3:
Took a package tour for about 1000baht/person & went up north to chiang rai. 1st stop, hot spring..like the ones in Pedas…so ya da ya da…next the white temple..this is sumthin to look at..its reli beatiful but wat made it more interestin was the paintings inside the temple..the side walls of the entrance was painted with kinda funny graphics..there was this whole wall painted as Hell…but the twist was…our fren superman was there…ultraman…even NEO was there…& there was also a pic of a pair of converse shoes..so…hmm…*go figure* It was indeed an eye opener..
Then it was off to the golden triangle which was where the 3 rivers of 3 diff countries meet…myanmar, laos & thai..we tooka boat ride which cost 300baht to step foot into laos..so yea..300baht to say u’ve been to laos…ok wut… ( not forgetting, u need to pay land tax for stepping on laos ground..20baht/person)*no complains*
Next stop was the northern most part of thailand called mae sai which is also the myanmar border. Nuthin much too..also…a easy way to say u’ve been to myanmar
Finally..it was the hilltribe visit…we saw the big ears & long neck tribes..this was COOL…bought a few things without bargaining juz to show some support..since these ppl aren’t allowed to go out freely..so..yea..it was cool…found out that the girls starts to be ring-ed up as early as 3-4yrs old…& have no choice…they would be sent out of the village if they reject..btu of cos..wat do they know at 3-4 yrs of age..sighzz…another 3hours of travel…& we’re BACK in chiang mai. stopped at 7 eleven…BURGER BABI-ed ourselves…20baht/burger…cheap but SUPERB yummy…

Day4:
Got up early in the morn…with a mission..
took a cab to mae sa valley in the mae rim area…
paid 2000baht, chose a shirt, got tied up…& jumped into a cage…
*tu tu tu tu tu tu tu…it like went on like forever….tu tu tu…& lastly a loud bang..*
this was it…the moment i’ve been waiting for…my mission….
bungy guy :ready?
janz : ready lah…hehehe…*tis is crazee tis is crazee*
bungy guy shouts : 3 - 2 -
janz : aiyak…wait wait wait
bungy guy :ready?…. 3 - 2 -
janz : aiyo….wait wait wait *dedub dedub dedub..suddenly my heart got a voice of itself*
then, i turned back & looked at the chair..sed to myself…”u wanna sit down n go down meh…sooo MALU…”
so, turned back to the cliff…heard my baby shout ” i love u baby!!” took a deep breath & cheated my brain..haha..
3 - 2(i let the bar i held on to go) sed oops & ————-silence———————aAaAAaAaaAaAaAAAAaAaAAaAaa….
(i started screaming CRAZEE only wen i was about to touch the water)
n scream-ed n scream-ed n scream-ed n scream-ed n scream-ed…n then started laughin nuts…
reli din believe i DID IT..i finally DID It..

Calmed down, felt like a HERO…& my advice to EVERYBODY…if u wanna commit sucide, DUN CHOOSE JUMPING OFF a building…its not a nice feeling before u DIE..kekeke…

50m -> bloodshot face -> screeeeeeeetching voice -> A-W-E-S-O-M-E *fullstop*

AT 3pm, we strolled down the DEAD streets of chiang mai…looking for food..ended up in a massage parlour…its official!! chiang mai massage is BETTER than BANGKOK massage….its not the masseus but the technique, the kung fu…SHIOK lah!!

At nite, we strolled down to the Ping river…& lepak-ed at a cafe called good view restaurant..it was so-so..ambiance was nice..but the mosquitoes weren’t…so..yea..it was okay..dunked a jug of beer..me & jooz…& chilled thru the nite..

Day5:
BALIK-ed…this time we took the tuk-tuk finally…its funny here…all the locals NVR recommends the tuk-tuk..they say its very expensive…but wat the heck…trip to thailand wunt be complete without the dust eating experience on these machines…

-back in seremban-
MAN UTD whacked LIVERPOOL 3-0
Chelsea beat ARSenal 2-1

what a wonderful HOLIDAY!! ALL this for just RM1500for 2 persons (YES, TWO PERSONS)..incl flight, accomodation…food…trips…shopping..EVERYTHG!!

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